The Dark Side of the Moon Seen in the Bookshop

"To be a poet is a condition rather than a profession." - Robert Graves

Double O Seven in the Bookshop

"What you have here is an example of that well known phenomenon, a bookshop assistance who knows buggerall but won't admit it (probably some kind of arts graduate)." - Terry Pratchett

Just a Few More Books For the Weekend

"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me." - C.S. Lewis