Wednesday 28 February 2018

Never Let Me Go in the Bookshop

Guitar For Dummies by Jon Chappell and Mark Phillips

"Weak writers want white ruled writing paper. 

The Archbishop's cat crept craftily into Canterbury Cathedral crypt causing cataclysmal chaos in clerical circles by keeping cunningly concealed. 

Then the thankless theologian thawed thoroughly."

- Ken Parkin's Anthology of British Tongue Twisters

Tuesday 27 February 2018

The Dark Knight in the Bookshop

"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment..." - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
Grayson Perry Portrait of the Artist as a Young Girl by Grayson Perry and Wendy Jones