Monday 31 May 2010

Church Fart

An elderly couple are attending church services.About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

Saturday 22 May 2010

Man with a Van

Probably photo-shopping but it made me chuckle, with thanks to Allen who sent it, click on the image to enlarge.