Uncommon Danger in the Bookshop

“An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.” 

― Stephen Fry

Prussian Nights in the Bookshop

"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon." - Bill Hirst

Hard-boiled Wonderland in the Bookshop

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx