Monday, 31 May 2010

Church Fart

An elderly couple are attending church services.About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

1 comment:

Don Wood said...

LOL I will relay that to our vicar.