Flying Saucers Have Landed in the Bookshop

"I spend so much time on the screen when I am writing, the last thing you want to do is spend more time on the Internet looking at a screen. That's what I hate about all this technology." - Irvine Welsh

Situation Normal All Fouled Up

"In this book every line has been clean

Not a word thats profane or obscene

Or spelled in four letters     

That might pain our betters

Or snafu - if you know what I mean"